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Hello Cockers and cockees. Another Sunday night has rolled around again and more importantly the world is supposed to end this week I think, because of those pesky Mayans. I have been sitting on this latest image for a few weeks now and simply have not had time to release it. Big shout out to our newest contributor Alan for this one.

You know what winter means? It means salt and grit and a dirty car making for the perfect canvas for a opportunistic cockandballer to take advantage of.

So without further ado here it is.

Also can you spot the love heart?

BERLIN FILES

BERLIN COCK CHRONICLES

The Berlin files are just so dam big. In fact there is just not enough room in the cloud to release them all in a one-er. I have it on good authority that there are people making the Internet cloudier and cloudier. Just now it is a tropical depression, but this will turn into a cyclone eventually, where all the information will just go round and round and get dizzy. 

So that being said I am going to send a couple more cocks into the cloud where they will eventually get dizzy. 

The following images were found backstage in Berlin. Effectively the room was just a shrine to the wonderful and ancient art of Cock and Ball Graffiti......

Electric Balls. I actually recharged my phone under the right Testicle. It was the only socket available.......honest!

 Dale Crover took the time to add some sad little tears of jizz.

We love to have guest contributions so don't be shy and get in touch.

My(le) Royal Cock

CCC

Classic Chalk Cock.

I love my new job, not least because of the enthusiasm shown by my new colleagues for all things interesting, unique, new and bizarre. Now I didn't think or expect that they would be contributing to the blog so soon.

I would like to think that the sole reason for their jaunt out of the office today was to help bring the next instalment of ACOCKANDBALLSTORY into life. Now I know this isn't true but I like to dream.

In any case when the two new and intrepid cockers arrived back at the office today excitement was making their voices go craaaaazy shrill! "We have a cock......We have a cock!" You have to work a little hard to see it but it is there. And if you hurry and the Scottish weather doesn't plot against your now inevitable search, you will find it somewhere on Edinburgh's Royal Mile (The clues in the title.)

What did we do before Phones with cameras I ask?!!

The Sheer Joy.

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Berlin Bellends.

While on my mini trip around Europe acting out my role as tour driver to an Edinburgh Rock band what really struck me was their absolutely fantastic lettering on shop fronts, magazines along with all other types of media. So it is no real surprise that when a recent convert to the blog excitedly pointed me towards a new font I was super excited. What's it called? Wait for it.....COCKSURE! Naturally I could not wait to unleash this perfectly immature font upon you all. 

COCK CHICANE

Läuft(RUN!)
 I don't know why the cock is not directly straight. My guess is that it has made it's way through a ventricular chicane.

Not a cock at all but it is a Merman. But it is as if he is too shy to exhibit his bits. And also it is a magnificent piece of artwork.

Berlin was a gold mine. So stay tuned. SAME COCK TIME......SAME COCK BLOG!

  

Cocks on the Continent.

Cocks on the Continent!

Guten Tag, Salut, Bonjour or just plain old G'day!

I have filled many a job title in my life from Check-out chick to fruit picker to greenkeeper to name a few. But one of my recent roles is as a tour driver to some of the finest bands I know.

I realized the latest tour to some of  Europe's member (chuckle) states would be another great opportunity to see a bit of our continental buddies, spend a few weeks having many laughters, but most of all see just how many of the very gold that makes this blog one of the most popular in a dark corner of the internet I could snap! I do all of this out of my commitment to you!

If I upload all of the C&B's in a one-er it could very well ruin your eyes and your very soul. So over the next few days there will be a drip feed of fanatsic phallii.

So here goes.

 

Aachen - Another Where's Willy? Keep looking you'll find it.

 Leipzig - Fiki Fiki! A cock on the groin is worth one in the hand.

A Penis and a penguin - This one is one of my personal favourites found in a children's playpark in Chemnitz.

This is just a taster of what is going to be unleashed upon you fine people!

WHAT'S UP CHARLOTTE'S LANE?

So what is up Charlotte's Lane? Well looking back through the inbox from August I found an image sent to us by Cobra post. Yep that's right, the Cobra's have been on the street, tongues to the wind looking for Cock and Balls to send into our headquarters (no pun intended.)

I think for the first time in the blogs history we have a west end willy. Head to the west end of Princes street to discover this delightful dick.

They had to bar their windows from this monster.

 

 

TO SOME THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE AT 40

We set out some rules when this blog kicked off two years ago come boxing day. Actually, from memory, the only rule was that the graffiti had to be stumbled upon and not created by a contributor or  a by one of the Authors. Well I have decided to flip a middle finger to that for a one off occasion. 

Not long ago I reached the grand old age of 40 (If you haven't bought me a present or at least a pint there is still time) and one of the greatest gifts that I received was a book of portraits by several of my dearest friends. As much as I would like to share them all with you as they were all great only one really fits the bill for this here blog.

So here it is, me at 40 according to one of my friends. You know who you are.

It looks like the only thing to escape the cock and ballage is my eyeballs and my beard.

Normal rules apply after this post. So get sending in those images and we will endeavour to get a few more frequent updates up.

Till next time COCK ON!

THE TRAVELING VAN MAN

AND THE COCKS HE PICKS UP ON THE WAY.

Hello again our Cock and Ball family. Here in Edinburgh things are really starting to get hectic. So much so that attention to the blog has slipped a little over the last couple of weeks. Although the odd visit to the blog is still picked up in the stats. So welcome to those of you in eastern Europe and beyond. Great to have you sailing on the good ship Budgy Smuggler.

Docking at Edinburgh in just a few short weeks time are the  famous Edinburgh Festivals-both the international and the now more widely attended Edinburgh fringe. It is the biggest arts festival in the world and if the promoters of the event are to believed at least several billion visiting the city over the course of august. In order to get the city ready for the event I am employed as the single and only Van Man in the entire city dedicated to getting the show on the road. So its busy as you can imagine, yet I still find the time to locate and and distribute over the internet a steady stream of cockular culture. So without further ado here are a couple of specimens to be burnt into your brain.

I really like the use of straight lines and angles to reflect the box on which it was created. And a little bit of happy man spurt just adds. (location-a warehouse in Leith)

Last run of the day for this Van Man and look what I found!
Presumably the symbol represents "no nuclear sperm?"

Keep your eyes peeled for more and get in contact, we will.

COCK ON!

Spot the Cock..1...2...3...Go!

For those of you who are familiar with that ever entertaining book/comicy thing called "Where's Waldo", we have a slightly different take on it. We simply ask you the question Where's Willy? Some of cause will spot it quicker than others. Probably those who are frequent visitors to acockandballstory. You dirty little Munchkins you. Actually what the hell is a Munchkin? Sounds like family eaters! 

That was a digression.

Extra points awarded for those who can name what area in Edinburgh this was captured. Good luck and remember getting in touch with the blog is the surest way to to get your cockandball shots exposure all over the internet.

Right we are away to the Isle of skye tomorrow so perhaps some Teuchter graffiti will appear in the next issue.

Have a nice evening or morning or day or night

Team C&B.

RANDOM PAVEMENT PENISES

Hello again. Tonight at the office we are having a chicken curry courtesy of Rick Stein and his South Asian cookery adventures (he isn't here cooking it). It smells lovely and so do all of you. That is what we are eating for dinner, how about you?

As promised in the last post, we have been going through our back catalog to unearth some more of what you all visit this page for. Although I think some of the visits are due to dubious google searches. You know who you are.

So for your eyes only here is a selection of pork swords that litter the streets of Edinburgh.

Can you spot it yet? Hold your horses.

Yep it even looks like the Posties are at it. Accidentally creating "Elastic Lads."

Then there is this fellow found stalking a street bin.

Speculation is rife here at C&B central as to whether the artist was giving an accurate representation of his wonky left nut. I checked my nuts and had everybody else check theirs and we couldn't find one that matched. If this is your nut please let us know and we will have a little laugh together.

New Balls Please

Just popped out to a spot of recycling (yes we do care) and it occurred to me that  I spotted a nice bit of ballage that has been asking to make an appearance on this here blog for a while now.

let me tell you of one of the activities that keep us entertained. I will keep it brief. Me and my co-hosts like to take time out to sit by our local tennis courts in the meadows and mock during sunny breaks in the Scottish clouds. We call this activity - quite ingeniously - "mock in the park". Naturally we only mock people behind their backs as to do it to their actual faces with eyes and ears on them would be dangerous and brave. We are neither. Who knows you may have been mocked already.

I noticed the following C&B a few weeks back while having a BBQ.

 If hammer horror were ever allowed to show genitals they would probably have looked like this.

Its been a while

Yes it certainly has hasn't it! I guess you could say we have been impotent here at cock and ball HQ. But we were recently sent via the twittersphere a couple of  fresh pictures (Need to work out how to get them from twitter to you but rest assured we will get them to you in good time) and suddenly it feels like our dis-function has disappeared (cheers Bart). So we have bee trawling through old photos that seemed to have been lost in a hard drive to bring you more of those timeless cocks and balls.

The first fantastic phallis to cast your eyes over were found while one of the authors of this blog was moonlighting as a band driver on a wee jaunt to England and the Channel Islands.

While at the End of the Road Festival we stumbled across a cheeky advertising banner for the festival itself. A bit of a cheeky printer at work here we think.

Next stop was Jersey. What was most striking about Jersey was the complete lack of mess, rubbish or graffiti (street art). To cut a long story short we set about to find some. Fortunately we had a man on the island who sent us in the direction of a disused Pontins holiday park. And fortunately for us the youth (or maybe the retired wealthy tax avoiders) of Jersey did not let us down and delivered a couple of superb examples.

 This could be what delivers a "Jersey Tip"

Tommy gives perspective for this "actual size" penis.

Anyway we are truly sorry for the package sized whole left in your life since the last post. We know that there are many people from across the world that enjoy sharing their cocks and balls with us and we would love you to as well. So glue your eyes open and open up your apertures and send them in to us. location and anecdotes are appreciated. 

Till next time........COCK ON!