THAT'S RIGHT ACTUALLY CROSSED IT.
I need to clear this up a little bit as the title may be a slight bit misleading. Presumably you are all thinking that a graffiti cock just upped sticks, packed its sack and moved right across here to the UK. Well it didn't actually happen like that at all. It made its way to us via the magic of the world wide web, the Internet if you will.
The Internet was invented in space by a guy from Brisbane. Commonly it is used to watch naked people cavorting with each other, using their very own (and sometimes other's) bits and pieces to titillate the likes of you all. It has also developed a very annoying habit of sharing images and movies of cats.
So intrepid cocker Andy managed to pick up this hooded monster somewhere in Texas. Texas is home to Big steaks, South by South West, Cowboys and a strong, yet misplaced, sense of entitlement towards gun ownership.
So without further ado here is a well vanned international cock.
Ideally this vehicle would have been a dodge then the caption would have read "you couldn't dodge this one could you"
Oh well, till next time
COCK ON!
