Friday 29 March 2013

HEAVEN'S GATE 78

Bingo

Again this was spotted in Edinburgh's Latin Quarter right by a bus stop and a bingo hall. Who could have drawn this? Well if you live in Edinburgh long enough by osmosis you pick up natural detective skills; it has a great history of fictional crime fighters and wizards. So I have concluded with, what I believe to be, excellent certainty that it was in fact none other than the butler. No of course it wasn't, it was a very disgruntled granny who was two fat ladies short of a flat screen telly.

Angry beyond words there was only one way to respond (while waiting for the number 49, a single decker) and this was it. 

You go for it Gertrude!

NO BILL POSTERS PLEASE!




COCK ON!





Monday 25 March 2013

A DONG OVERDUE BLOG ENTRY

YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WOULDN'T BE 

BACK DID YOU?

Can you believe it had been ages since the last cock made an entry? How long exactly I have no idea. But needless to say I once again have quite a few new images to unload on you all.

Found not more than fifty meters or for those still stuck in imperial land 
 54.680 664 917 yards. The two residents inside were as perplexed as we were excited to find this big dirty yoghurt monster on their window.

Nonetheless they allowed us to make their window ornament famous and happy to know that their penis was, in their words, left in the hands of the cockandball people"




And next an old favourite makes a spruced up re-appearance. 

This old fella was had nearly faded out of existence when thankfully a caring cocker gave him a fresh lick (of paint). The Meadows, Edinburgh.


Stick around for the next couple of weeks and I will get a few more up and about.

COCK ON!