"I think it's bigger than me!"

Do you recognize this Cockandball?

God the winter nights are long in Scotland, and as such we have plenty of time to fill them with cocksandballs. 

So thanks to one of our now frequent Fife cock spotters, here is one of our latest offerings in his words.

"ok ive banged it across. 2 pix. one straight on and one to the side for sense of scale and location. On close inspection it's a bit hairy and there is actually a chinstrap coming down from the helmet - check out the face!

I think its bigger than me!

 

I think a game of guess the location is in order then.

Luke's Southern Cock

SNOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

For every snowfall there is a silver lining. While many struggle to come to grips (probably Literally) with the white stuff (not milk), some have the imagination to see the wintery snowscape as a ready made canvas, and god bless them for it.

The most recent contribution to these hallowed computery pages comes from down sowff. I'll leave the rest of this post to the contributor.

"Some southern softies coping with the weather the only way they know how, the next car said 'tits' on it!

COCK DUMP

Been Sitting on These Cocks for Ages

As the title suggests I have been sitting on this lot of cocks for far too long (Metaphorical). I was considering just firing off a couple of cocks a week at you all but as usual the festive season took advantage of me and I simply didn't get time (too lazy and boozed.) For this I apologise and am now determine to make it up to you. I have removed a whole load of cock and balls from behind the zip(file) and am about to release them upon you; a cock dump if you will. Feast your eyes.

These are the remaining images from backstage in Berlin taken while masquerading as a tour driver. 

 Great use of C&B's as Bullet points

 That's right Homey "Original Wangster"

 This was a good 3 feet long

 For me this is the most disturbing of the set.

 Not confident in their drawing capabilities,

but the thought is still there.

 If somebody could translate I would appreciate.

 Complete with a poem. Going that extra mile for A Cock and Ball Story

 Irony?

 Assbird. If we take this word apart we actually get Donkey bird. Please if you want to say Arse say Arse not Ass.

Remember folks there are cock and balls all over our fine world just waiting to be made famous. So get out there and start snapping for us. 

Remember we want to make your cock Famous! So until next time COCK ON!

 

Happy New Year!

Old School Cock

We were all at school once (if you are still at school you shouldn't be reading this filth) and have all done this?

This bit of loveliness was spotted in a school car park. Of course we can only hope that it was a teachers.

Oh and Happy New Yeah. And many happy cocks to you!