WOULDN'T WANT TO BATTLE THIS COCK

Listen up everyone we are once again delighted to bring you another guest contribution. New friend of a Cock and Ball, Scott, has made a contribution; not only a picture but a wee story as well. We'll let him tell it.

"We actually had real dressing rooms on the most recent Last Battle tour in December. Most of them were your usual standard affair - a few band names scrawled on the walls or dried sick, but the dressing room at The Well in Leeds was by far the most entertaining. It looked as if someone with a real cock and ball complex had gone mental. This one was above the light switch and I found it kinda cute. There was a much sinister one however round the corner which I wish I'd taken a photo of but was probably too scared to-it was a massive cock, it's balls made to look like shoes, and the end of the shaft was split in two with a man bursting out of it. It took the girls in the band a while to figure out what it was, but when they did they all died a little inside. The boys however just got penis envy: "Why can't we have shoes for balls?!"

 

Currently we are a little disappointed with the size of this cock and ball. but once we work out how to use a computer we'll get it up to size.

Three big cock and balls cheers to you Scott!

COCK AHOY!

Judging by the massive number of hits to this blog(at least .5 per day) you guys are just gagging for more cocks and balls.

 Having a couple of quiet pints with some friends last Sunday and clearly bored of each others conversation attention quickly turned to the "News of the World". Someone (we'll just call him Malcolm so that he remains anonymous) suggested that a man with a notorious cock and balls could use a cartoon cock and balls. But as it turned out a previous reader had already been inspired to adorn him already.

Then continuing to catch up on all of the latest important world changing events through the eyes of Murdoch we came across another.  This was great because there is an unwritten rule that the editors of this blog can only find comedy cock and balls and not create there own when there is a shortage.  So please enjoy the images, but not too much of course!

 

Snow Cock and Ball Season

We here at A cock and ball story are simply delighted to have our first guest contribution from our friend Tommy. This little beauty turned up in Glasgow. I was reliably informed that this was just one of several spotted out west yesterday. But this was Tommy's top choice. Nice one Tommy!

The story so far

For millenia now mankind has been consumed by the desire to adorn our countryside and buildings with comedy cock and balls with the sometimes optional jizz and pubes. So we here at the cock and ball story HQ are going to document these cartoon phalluses and post the images for your entertainment.  This first image was spotted in the Meadows in Edinburgh. Standing at least five foot tall on an Elm tree, oh how we laughed.


Here is another spotted on a bus stop during a nightmare shopping trip to Princes Street. It made the day just a little bit easier. We love the addition of the "spunk my eye".