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RANDOM PAVEMENT PENISES

Hello again. Tonight at the office we are having a chicken curry courtesy of Rick Stein and his South Asian cookery adventures (he isn't here cooking it). It smells lovely and so do all of you. That is what we are eating for dinner, how about you?

As promised in the last post, we have been going through our back catalog to unearth some more of what you all visit this page for. Although I think some of the visits are due to dubious google searches. You know who you are.

So for your eyes only here is a selection of pork swords that litter the streets of Edinburgh.

Can you spot it yet? Hold your horses.

Yep it even looks like the Posties are at it. Accidentally creating "Elastic Lads."

Then there is this fellow found stalking a street bin.

Speculation is rife here at C&B central as to whether the artist was giving an accurate representation of his wonky left nut. I checked my nuts and had everybody else check theirs and we couldn't find one that matched. If this is your nut please let us know and we will have a little laugh together.