BERLIN FILES

BERLIN COCK CHRONICLES

The Berlin files are just so dam big. In fact there is just not enough room in the cloud to release them all in a one-er. I have it on good authority that there are people making the Internet cloudier and cloudier. Just now it is a tropical depression, but this will turn into a cyclone eventually, where all the information will just go round and round and get dizzy. 

So that being said I am going to send a couple more cocks into the cloud where they will eventually get dizzy. 

The following images were found backstage in Berlin. Effectively the room was just a shrine to the wonderful and ancient art of Cock and Ball Graffiti......

Electric Balls. I actually recharged my phone under the right Testicle. It was the only socket available.......honest!

 Dale Crover took the time to add some sad little tears of jizz.

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My(le) Royal Cock

CCC

Classic Chalk Cock.

I love my new job, not least because of the enthusiasm shown by my new colleagues for all things interesting, unique, new and bizarre. Now I didn't think or expect that they would be contributing to the blog so soon.

I would like to think that the sole reason for their jaunt out of the office today was to help bring the next instalment of ACOCKANDBALLSTORY into life. Now I know this isn't true but I like to dream.

In any case when the two new and intrepid cockers arrived back at the office today excitement was making their voices go craaaaazy shrill! "We have a cock......We have a cock!" You have to work a little hard to see it but it is there. And if you hurry and the Scottish weather doesn't plot against your now inevitable search, you will find it somewhere on Edinburgh's Royal Mile (The clues in the title.)

What did we do before Phones with cameras I ask?!!

The Sheer Joy.

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Berlin Bellends.

While on my mini trip around Europe acting out my role as tour driver to an Edinburgh Rock band what really struck me was their absolutely fantastic lettering on shop fronts, magazines along with all other types of media. So it is no real surprise that when a recent convert to the blog excitedly pointed me towards a new font I was super excited. What's it called? Wait for it.....COCKSURE! Naturally I could not wait to unleash this perfectly immature font upon you all. 

COCK CHICANE

Läuft(RUN!)
 I don't know why the cock is not directly straight. My guess is that it has made it's way through a ventricular chicane.

Not a cock at all but it is a Merman. But it is as if he is too shy to exhibit his bits. And also it is a magnificent piece of artwork.

Berlin was a gold mine. So stay tuned. SAME COCK TIME......SAME COCK BLOG!

  

Cocks on the Continent.

Cocks on the Continent!

Guten Tag, Salut, Bonjour or just plain old G'day!

I have filled many a job title in my life from Check-out chick to fruit picker to greenkeeper to name a few. But one of my recent roles is as a tour driver to some of the finest bands I know.

I realized the latest tour to some of  Europe's member (chuckle) states would be another great opportunity to see a bit of our continental buddies, spend a few weeks having many laughters, but most of all see just how many of the very gold that makes this blog one of the most popular in a dark corner of the internet I could snap! I do all of this out of my commitment to you!

If I upload all of the C&B's in a one-er it could very well ruin your eyes and your very soul. So over the next few days there will be a drip feed of fanatsic phallii.

So here goes.

 

Aachen - Another Where's Willy? Keep looking you'll find it.

 Leipzig - Fiki Fiki! A cock on the groin is worth one in the hand.

A Penis and a penguin - This one is one of my personal favourites found in a children's playpark in Chemnitz.

This is just a taster of what is going to be unleashed upon you fine people!