"We actually had real dressing rooms on the most recent Last Battle tour in December. Most of them were your usual standard affair - a few band names scrawled on the walls or dried sick, but the dressing room at The Well in Leeds was by far the most entertaining. It looked as if someone with a real cock and ball complex had gone mental. This one was above the light switch and I found it kinda cute. There was a much sinister one however round the corner which I wish I'd taken a photo of but was probably too scared to-it was a massive cock, it's balls made to look like shoes, and the end of the shaft was split in two with a man bursting out of it. It took the girls in the band a while to figure out what it was, but when they did they all died a little inside. The boys however just got penis envy: "Why can't we have shoes for balls?!"
Currently we are a little disappointed with the size of this cock and ball. but once we work out how to use a computer we'll get it up to size.
Three big cock and balls cheers to you Scott!
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