NEON THRILLER

Someone has been BAD.

Not long in to the box are a couple of new examples of, what we believe to be, one of the oldest (and best)and most opportunistic examples of graffiti. And for these we have to welcome a new contributor to the blog; So welcome and thank you very much HV.

With all the controversy surrounding the king of cock....oops sorry pop, it is a little bit surprising that we haven't come across an example involving him before.

And we think enough time has passed to be able to erect this one onto the blog.

Nonce. LONDON.

And keen to get his second member into us as soon as possible he found another one at home in Edinburgh. In the same way that snow, dew and frost are great mediums for graffiti, so is the humble dusty window. This was found unbelievably close to the Headquarters of this operation.

I think there may be a couple to view here.

YES.

Now not to be outdone by the newbie we managed to capture a cock of our own. Found in Edinburgh's Bristo Square, the artist has gone the extra mile by adding a pair of legs for perspective. Bristo Square is at the heart of Edinburgh's historic and world renowned university and we are happy to know that the students can still find time for a bit of juvenile art.

And a nice salute to boot!

As always and until next time COCK ON!

HEAVEN'S GATE 78

Bingo

Again this was spotted in Edinburgh's Latin Quarter right by a bus stop and a bingo hall. Who could have drawn this? Well if you live in Edinburgh long enough by osmosis you pick up natural detective skills; it has a great history of fictional crime fighters and wizards. So I have concluded with, what I believe to be, excellent certainty that it was in fact none other than the butler. No of course it wasn't, it was a very disgruntled granny who was two fat ladies short of a flat screen telly.

Angry beyond words there was only one way to respond (while waiting for the number 49, a single decker) and this was it. 

You go for it Gertrude!

NO BILL POSTERS PLEASE!

COCK ON!

A DONG OVERDUE BLOG ENTRY

YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WOULDN'T BE 

BACK DID YOU?

Can you believe it had been ages since the last cock made an entry? How long exactly I have no idea. But needless to say I once again have quite a few new images to unload on you all.

Found not more than fifty meters or for those still stuck in imperial land 

 54.680 664 917 yards. The two residents inside were as perplexed as we were excited to find this big dirty yoghurt monster on their window.

Nonetheless they allowed us to make their window ornament famous and happy to know that their penis was, in their words, left in the hands of the cockandball people"

And next an old favourite makes a spruced up re-appearance. 

This old fella was had nearly faded out of existence when thankfully a caring cocker gave him a fresh lick (of paint). The Meadows, Edinburgh.

Stick around for the next couple of weeks and I will get a few more up and about.

COCK ON!

"I think it's bigger than me!"

Do you recognize this Cockandball?

God the winter nights are long in Scotland, and as such we have plenty of time to fill them with cocksandballs. 

So thanks to one of our now frequent Fife cock spotters, here is one of our latest offerings in his words.

"ok ive banged it across. 2 pix. one straight on and one to the side for sense of scale and location. On close inspection it's a bit hairy and there is actually a chinstrap coming down from the helmet - check out the face!

I think its bigger than me!

 

I think a game of guess the location is in order then.

Luke's Southern Cock

SNOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

For every snowfall there is a silver lining. While many struggle to come to grips (probably Literally) with the white stuff (not milk), some have the imagination to see the wintery snowscape as a ready made canvas, and god bless them for it.

The most recent contribution to these hallowed computery pages comes from down sowff. I'll leave the rest of this post to the contributor.

"Some southern softies coping with the weather the only way they know how, the next car said 'tits' on it!

COCK DUMP

Been Sitting on These Cocks for Ages

As the title suggests I have been sitting on this lot of cocks for far too long (Metaphorical). I was considering just firing off a couple of cocks a week at you all but as usual the festive season took advantage of me and I simply didn't get time (too lazy and boozed.) For this I apologise and am now determine to make it up to you. I have removed a whole load of cock and balls from behind the zip(file) and am about to release them upon you; a cock dump if you will. Feast your eyes.

These are the remaining images from backstage in Berlin taken while masquerading as a tour driver. 

 Great use of C&B's as Bullet points

 That's right Homey "Original Wangster"

 This was a good 3 feet long

 For me this is the most disturbing of the set.

 Not confident in their drawing capabilities,

but the thought is still there.

 If somebody could translate I would appreciate.

 Complete with a poem. Going that extra mile for A Cock and Ball Story

 Irony?

 Assbird. If we take this word apart we actually get Donkey bird. Please if you want to say Arse say Arse not Ass.

Remember folks there are cock and balls all over our fine world just waiting to be made famous. So get out there and start snapping for us. 

Remember we want to make your cock Famous! So until next time COCK ON!

 

Happy New Year!

Old School Cock

We were all at school once (if you are still at school you shouldn't be reading this filth) and have all done this?

This bit of loveliness was spotted in a school car park. Of course we can only hope that it was a teachers.

Oh and Happy New Yeah. And many happy cocks to you!