Spot the Cock..1...2...3...Go!

For those of you who are familiar with that ever entertaining book/comicy thing called "Where's Waldo", we have a slightly different take on it. We simply ask you the question Where's Willy? Some of cause will spot it quicker than others. Probably those who are frequent visitors to acockandballstory. You dirty little Munchkins you. Actually what the hell is a Munchkin? Sounds like family eaters! 

That was a digression.

Extra points awarded for those who can name what area in Edinburgh this was captured. Good luck and remember getting in touch with the blog is the surest way to to get your cockandball shots exposure all over the internet.

Right we are away to the Isle of skye tomorrow so perhaps some Teuchter graffiti will appear in the next issue.

Have a nice evening or morning or day or night

Team C&B.

RANDOM PAVEMENT PENISES

Hello again. Tonight at the office we are having a chicken curry courtesy of Rick Stein and his South Asian cookery adventures (he isn't here cooking it). It smells lovely and so do all of you. That is what we are eating for dinner, how about you?

As promised in the last post, we have been going through our back catalog to unearth some more of what you all visit this page for. Although I think some of the visits are due to dubious google searches. You know who you are.

So for your eyes only here is a selection of pork swords that litter the streets of Edinburgh.

Can you spot it yet? Hold your horses.

Yep it even looks like the Posties are at it. Accidentally creating "Elastic Lads."

Then there is this fellow found stalking a street bin.

Speculation is rife here at C&B central as to whether the artist was giving an accurate representation of his wonky left nut. I checked my nuts and had everybody else check theirs and we couldn't find one that matched. If this is your nut please let us know and we will have a little laugh together.

New Balls Please

Just popped out to a spot of recycling (yes we do care) and it occurred to me that  I spotted a nice bit of ballage that has been asking to make an appearance on this here blog for a while now.

let me tell you of one of the activities that keep us entertained. I will keep it brief. Me and my co-hosts like to take time out to sit by our local tennis courts in the meadows and mock during sunny breaks in the Scottish clouds. We call this activity - quite ingeniously - "mock in the park". Naturally we only mock people behind their backs as to do it to their actual faces with eyes and ears on them would be dangerous and brave. We are neither. Who knows you may have been mocked already.

I noticed the following C&B a few weeks back while having a BBQ.

 If hammer horror were ever allowed to show genitals they would probably have looked like this.

Its been a while

Yes it certainly has hasn't it! I guess you could say we have been impotent here at cock and ball HQ. But we were recently sent via the twittersphere a couple of  fresh pictures (Need to work out how to get them from twitter to you but rest assured we will get them to you in good time) and suddenly it feels like our dis-function has disappeared (cheers Bart). So we have bee trawling through old photos that seemed to have been lost in a hard drive to bring you more of those timeless cocks and balls.

The first fantastic phallis to cast your eyes over were found while one of the authors of this blog was moonlighting as a band driver on a wee jaunt to England and the Channel Islands.

While at the End of the Road Festival we stumbled across a cheeky advertising banner for the festival itself. A bit of a cheeky printer at work here we think.

Next stop was Jersey. What was most striking about Jersey was the complete lack of mess, rubbish or graffiti (street art). To cut a long story short we set about to find some. Fortunately we had a man on the island who sent us in the direction of a disused Pontins holiday park. And fortunately for us the youth (or maybe the retired wealthy tax avoiders) of Jersey did not let us down and delivered a couple of superb examples.

 This could be what delivers a "Jersey Tip"

Tommy gives perspective for this "actual size" penis.

Anyway we are truly sorry for the package sized whole left in your life since the last post. We know that there are many people from across the world that enjoy sharing their cocks and balls with us and we would love you to as well. So glue your eyes open and open up your apertures and send them in to us. location and anecdotes are appreciated. 

Till next time........COCK ON!